Lithgovia Trainz - Freight Rollingstock

Lithgovian Freight Rolling Stock

The Greater Lithgovia Railway has many different vee-hickles. Most are for the transport of the national drink, Lithgovia Bitter.

Dry Ice Van.

When the traction motors on the Sputniks burnt out dragging 3x30,000 gallon tankers in a four car consist, something had to be done. The Greater Lithgovia Railway resurrected old works vans and packed them with dry ice to keep the beer cold.

Coken Coala

Coken Coala is a locally concocted soft drink. The Economium of Lithgovia decreed that all drinks in Lithgovia must be manufactured for home consumption as Lithgovia keeps all its profits in internally. Children must grow up with healthy drinks, and we supply our own... hence Coken Coala. You can download the Coken Coala tanker.

Bromage Frais Rack du Cream Cheese Flatcar

An exquisite product, normally only found in the South of France. Due the proliferation of bovine excreta in certain damp places, production of this highly sought after dairy product has increased some hundred fold. Exports are mounting daily; the balance of trade is tilted toward Lithgovia. Known dopey bastards are seeking inteligensia with rear-guard to usurp Lithgovia of its secret economic weapons! Export of Bromage Frais is one such weapon which will remain dear to the hearts of every Lithgovian.

Gumtree Bourbon Export Flatcar

Gumtree Burnbon, Guaranteed to burn yon throat raw, is an excisable product rendered in daily tribute from one of Almighty Lithgovia's willing, suppliant and compliant Vassals, the Lande of Fern Trees Gullie, in Mexico. In great demand, the excise on this product (sometimes referred to as kick-ass panther pee in a bottle)(that;s not true, my Lords and Ladies), yes, well, the excise we were saying, the excise. Now the excise on Gum Tree Burnbon, is such that it keeps all the Lords and Ladyes of Lithgovia rolling in knaven and craven luxury unheard of by the Forbes Five Hundred. Our Lords are doing so well they can pay the unemployed to render their nether ends clean after Gabadore Operations.

Gumtree Bourbon Ash Brew Whiskey Flatcar

Gumtree Burnbon, is rendered in daily tribute from one of Almighty Lithgovia's willing, suppliant and compliant Vassals, the Lande of Fern Trees Gullie, in Mexico. Alack, Mexico hath of late been assailed by the great dragon Smaug, which hath, in its fury, reduced much of the High Country to ashes.

Ye loyal producers of Gumtree Burnbon struggled mightily to prevail against the dragon Smaug and all his ash-barren works, and, we are glad to tell, did indeed prevail with valour, courage, derring-do and glory. (That their throats could not be burnt any further due frequent medicinal ministrations of Gumtree Burnbon ... which produced much prostration flat upon the ground we must admit had this and that effect upon the valiant firefighters ... ) To celebrate the final destruction of Smaug, a jubilation brew of Gumtree Burnbon, Ash Brew was concocted for the refreshment and enervation of the spirits of those brave citizens of Mexico.