Lithgovia Scenery

Scenery

Greater Lithgovia Railway is adorned with many billboards.

Coken Coala is a locally concocted soft drink. The Economium of Lithgovia decreed that all drinks in Lithgovia must be manufactured for home consumption as Lithgovia keeps all its profits in internally. Children must grow up with healthy drinks, and we supply our own, not that US Amatil company.

Club Dizgrace is a place where many Lithgovian Males disgrace themeselves. Frequently.

Bromage Frais is a delectable form of Cream Cheese, not found in France. It is cultured and cultivated locally in Lithgovia and exported for the delectable delights of citizenry elsewhere, so long as they pay through the nose for it.

The LB Sex-text are the fantastically fit, energetic girls sponsored, patronised and antagonised by the Lithgovia Brewery. These fair lassies also accommodate table tap dancing, liturgical dancing and are known to be terpsichoridan edychiasts. Here, they wear the colours of Lithgovia Brewery, and welcome visitors, one and all.

Centralia is a Duchy of Lithgovia in Central Australia. Fealty has been sworn and a Protectorate of Centralia established. The Lord Protector of Centralia, Lord E 1109, has indicated that the salient features of Centralia are Pineapple Jelly, Wheelie Bins and Teenage Backpackers. Lithgovia celebrates the annexure of Centralia:

Gumtree Bourbon is an Australian brewed kick-ass bourbon, which is produced locally under licence by Lithgovia Brewery.

Lithcafe is the brew of Lithgovia, as Nescafe is a prohibited import, and probably won't do the morning wake-me-up task so urgently needed by Lithgovians. Hence, Lithcafe 86 has 86 beans in every cup, and is often called kick-ass coffee.

Club Mantrap is over the road from Club Dizgrace. Many men go there to get trapped by their desires or their failings. Many are fallen, trapped eternally.

Club Mistletoe is a recent addition to the Lithgovian Cultural and Arts Ministry. Club Mistletoe is operated by Lord Ninthnotch, he of the Cement and Table Top dancing services. Caters to every known craven desire of man, and then some, unbeknownst to humanity at large.

Vee-Hickles manufactured and sold in Lithgovia are all LSV, Lithgovian Special Vee-Hickles. There is only one manufacturer in Lithgovia, the Panther. This is named after the wild and feral animals which roam the Lithgovian plains and forest.

Yule Tyde in Lithgovia is celebrated by the Wassail Bowl, and the Wassail Train. This train operates to St Gunzels every night in Christmas Tide,unto the Twelfth Night.

Lithgovia is waiting for all visitors and tourists. Lithgovia has offerings of eternal youth and eternal satiation for all its visitors. Lithgovia is waiting for YOU!

East Lithgovia Workshops recovers off-register rolling stock, motive power and gives them a second life in the noble service of the Greater Lithgovia Railway.

Lithgovia Wurxmens Club needs no introduction. All working men retire here at the end of their labours in order to restore their energy, replenish their enzymes, and slake their thirsts, in addition to the usual entertainments.

Bhodgyi, Dhodgyi and Szymodghi are Barristers and Solicitors in the fine Lithgovian tradition.

Bromage? is a question frequently asked by many denizens of a certain Bulletin Board.