Chron Nickle of Operations

Chron Nickles of Lithgovia are found on the What the Shambles is Lithgovia thread on the forums at Railpage. These chron-nickles are generally about the foibles and mishaps of the resident Knights of Shining Armour who are Lords and Appointees of varia chancellery in Lithgovia.

Recent narratives have included the introduction of Lithcafé 86, the kick-ass coffee of Lithgovia, twice as potent as the 43 bean imitation variety well known unto New South Welshmen and the like. Melbourne Cup Day was a featured narrative, and most importantly, St. Gunzels Day, Yule Tyde and New Year were recently observed in Lithgovia. The New Years Eve railway operations resulted in Sir Orange of the Bling being promoted unto the sacred position of Locomotive Engineer.

More recently, there have been activities in Lithgovia which coincide with St Vallyntynes Day, and the Halfth Century Anniversary of Sir Gwiwer Greybeard. Winter approaches as we write. C>Line has been conducting operations in the snow, as have Sgt. Peppers Pepperoni Local Motion, which was seen dragging empties on the High Iron.

On occasions, persons other than the trained staff of Greater Lithgovia Railway take it upon themselves to persecute, operate and otherwise cause problems for the proper running of the Lithgovia Railway. Here is an example of a recent problem, a flame-thrower operated by the staff of a house of bawd...

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This site last updated 28 November 2007
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